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Friday, June 1, 2007

[apyment]

SENTENCE: ATTENTION BENEFICIARY: YOUR APYMENT IS READY

WHERE: Subject line of a spam email.

CORRECTION: ATTENTION BENEFICIARY: YOUR APY PAYMENT IS READY

GRAMMAR: Look, if you're gonna spam me with fake banking messages, at least have the decency to spell the subject line right. I mean, APYMENT? That's not like spelling it CIALI$ to get past the spam filters. APYMENT is just dumb. It's a waste of bandwidth even from the perspective of the spammer, and that's saying something.

What happened to all those spams I was getting with extended quotes from conspiracy literature? Or was that the spammer guy they caught? I miss you, creative spam!

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